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Dark King
by Ancient Xi
Catastrophe erupted, it was the end of the world.Survivors were surrounded by the impregnable wall, a new order was established...The desire for power, faith, and darkness pervaded each other, layer upon layer of brands imprinted in every corner of the heart.The virus wreaked havoc, were these humans' true colors?"I unexpectedly survive, I want to live." –Du Dian
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Dark Salvation
by delanasiwarka
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Shakespeare – [The Tempest] VOLUME 1Status: Completed (260 chapters)As a form of punishment for mistakenly killing an innocent civilian, Song Zhuyu, a priest and part-time exorcist, found himself exiled to the distant shores of Shenci Island, hundreds of miles away from his hometown and the only city he had ever known his whole life. However, unbeknownst to anyone, he harbored a secret agenda— to hunt down the culprit who had turned his life upside down…
Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)
by talesofheaven
Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember.**Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell.Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismati…
Dark Parasyte
by Usiel
Corvin Blackmoor was a man carved by war and betrayal.From the blood soaked deserts of Afghanistan to the shadowed corridors of British Intelligence, he served and watched ideals crumble into lies.Patriotism. Honor. Loyalty.He buried them all long before a Quds Force assassin silenced his final breath.But death was only the beginning.Dragged from the ruins of a dying world, Corvin awakens in Valtheris. A savage world ruled by magic, where gods are myths, and survival is written in blood.He is no…
Dark Hunger
by MishaK
A werewolf who would stop at nothing to claim her… After enduring the torment of his first relationship, Caleb Silver, king of Ixoviya, was enraged to find that he indeed had a mate. When he finally came close to her, the rage within him soothed. But she was on her death-bed. Turned into a vampire, she is on the verge of rejecting her mate… Conditioned to hate the night creatures, Elize Walsh, ran away from her mate. She hated him like fiery pits of hell — until this man starts his slow and wick…
The Dark Side
by Sakz
Torn Between Good And Bad.Justin is light, safe, good. Alex is dark, dangerous, bad. Ariana is torn between the two. She knows she should head towards the light but the element of darkness has always excited her. Darkness runs through her blood, darkness makes her heart go wild. Darkness attracts her, she's drawn to it like a moth to a burning fire. Which path will she choose?
Kiss The Dark
by AmeraWolf80
Sold into marriage to a reclusive man. Megan is dragged to a clandestine midnight ceremony and delivered to Gabriel North. Megan must spend 30 days married to Mr. North before she may finally be free forever. The only problem is that he marries every year only to annul the marriage and his brides are never heard from again. No one knows anything about him except that he is extraordinarily wealthy, and he has an estate high on the mountain above the city that no one is brave enough to visit. Bef…
Dark Academy
by Tracy_Tauro
Reincarnation brings me back to the age of eighteen when everything began. I am aware of what is now awaiting me at this point. I plan to alter my future.__________Before long, it compelled me to join the Dark Academy, where magical beings of all kinds training to combat interstellar invaders. The Dark academy magical creatures forced the students to enlist in the Human Defense Force.I am Aria Hart, and I am neither a werewolf nor a vampire nor a Fae nor a witch. I am a called Rare a species b…
The Dark Magus
by D_RegalInsomniac
Please support with power stones for WPCupdate: Didn't win. Yeah, I know, it sucks. I'd still take the power stones tho. ----------"The dark mage, Jason, died a heroic death at the age of thirty. He sacrificed himself bravely to save all the rankers in the tower from the Others and everyone in the tower will always remember him as a hero."That is the story that everyone heard about Jason's death. The truth was very different.In truth, Jason was betrayed by the heavens just before the war ended a…
Dark Honor
by Legacy_za
Screams. Wails. Cries. Sobs.Regrets. Punishments. Sufferings.Pain. Pain. And Pain.Hell reeks of those smells.Scratchy and dark? Emotionless and screeching like nails on a chalkboard? I smirk. You poor little, clueless souls. Tall slender, wearing a red silk suit; his eyes have pure darkness. Stare at me, and I will get you to tell me what you desire; the words spoken in a deep, soft tone make the hair stand up at the back of your neck.He has tried to make people believe that darkness and evil ar…
Funny jokes
by Habib_Chowdhury_4908
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Dark Descendant
by PhillipCarlos
In the Magic Realm, mana exists as the main component of life. Those born with it are called magic users and they are capable of controlling the godly power known as magic. For centuries, the human race has fought against the demons, a powerful and gruesome race that was born from the Dark Realm; and with the help of the gods, the human magic users were granted gifts known as skills that played a huge role in those wars against the demons.Ash was a product of the first war. And after being disco…
Black Dark
by Zanaka
Arjun, begitulah nama bocah ini. Di usia yang belia, ia harus mengalami banyak kemalangan. Mulai dari seringnya melihat pertengkaran orang tuanya hingga satu per satu orang yang ia sayangi meninggalkan dirinya. Mulai dari meninggalnya ibunya, hingga ia harus dijauhkan dari kakak angkatnya, Agnimaya.Namun, semua kemalangan itu membuat Arjun semakin kuat menjalani garis takdirnya.Ia berjanji untuk selalu berada di jalan kebenaran. Tapi, selalu saja banyak rintangan untuk menjalani niat baik itu.Be…
Dark Alliances
by StoryWeaver87
“I want you to be my submissive.”If homicide detective Cassandra Pratt had to describe Havenfield in three words, they would be ‘small,’ ‘inconspicuous,’ and ‘boring.’ But when a series of gruesome murders shatter the town's peace, Cass is thrust into a hunt for a killer with no identity. Stumbling upon a vampire was never part of the plan, but Uriel Serpov has never been one to follow plans.Uriel is infuriating, enigmatic, and undeniably attractive. Worst of all, he knows Cass’s darkest secret—…
the dark system
by farmer_with_dimple
THIS BOOK IS ON A HIATUS until May 2023 (10 chapters), September 29th (15) chapters, and December or October 30th, 2023 (30+ chapters). See you then!Sound-minded Author synopsisThe book follows a man whose soul drifted from earth to another body in a different world upon his death. He becomes a Demi-god with a system. He journeys out to become stronger while helping his father (a god) take revenge on those that nearly killed him.Unhinged Author AbstractIt's about a human who becomes a Demi-god a…
Dark romance
by _Mckenzie_
From being a sex slave to the mafia lord’s favourite, follow the story of Mina Angel, from being a sassy girl to the mafia lord princess.Aaron Vertercio, the mafia Lord took a liking to Mina, he’d do anything for Mina to be his sex slave, even if he had to make Mina and her sick mom homeless and suffer.“What, I woke up like this” Mina said.“ Go back and change princess!” Aaron growled “ Why?”Aaron walked towards her, the aura was enough to send a shiver down someone's spineMina was slammed again…
The Dark Godslayer
by Theundyingsaint
"I was called evil just because I killed a few Gods—Is that right?!!"My actions were justified. Who wants to worship beings who are nothing but power-hungry tyrants?""So, I slayed them." *Haha!*After a battle that shook the Earth beyond anything recorded in history, the most feared entity—a rogue god—was finally vanquished: the God of Darkness.With his defeat, demi-gods and gods finally found peace, relieved of the threat he once posed. But peace came at a cost. As punishment by the supreme go…